ASL Toilet Paper

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The one product no true aficionado of Advanced Squad Leader can live without. Not one, but two – count them – two rolls of delightful, soft, luscious lavatory paper marked with the letters “A”, “S” and “L.” Show off your true fanaticism with these high quality products.

Each roll of toilet paper contains several dozen individually segmented squares of multi-ply lavatory paper, pre-spooled onto a pre-cut cardboard core and sized to fit perfectly onto the roller of most standard North American toilet paper dispensers. Use as few or as many squares as you like, and access them with a flick of the wrist. Or display these rare collectibles with pride; dimensions are 4-3/4" maximum diameter ,4" in height.

In addition to the collectible ASL rolls, you will receive a scenario for the Wild Bill Wilder ASL Vietnam variant Glory & Grief, with detailed historical notes summarizing the development of lavatory paper, as well as the scenario. You will need the game Beyond Valor, the ASL Rulebook, and Glory & Grief to enjoy this scenario, but not the toilet paper. First to Fight is not included in this auction and is shown in the photo for illustrative purposes only.

This product is not officially endorsed by Hasbro, Inc., Multi-Man Publishing, LLC, or First to Fight and is not associated with those entities in any way. No copyright infringement is intended by publication of these materials. Use of the letters “A”, “S” and “L” in combination do not constitute or imply use of an official trademark. Please enjoy this product responsibly. Second To Fight Upgrades is pleased to be the very first to present scenarios for the First to Fight series: if your friends want to know who makes the very best Vietnam ASL scenarios, all you need to say is S.T.F.U.

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Question & Answer	Answered On
Are you planning to release different versions in different colors and fragrances? A friend of mine (not me) would be very interested if you could produce a white on black version, price not being an issue.	Nov-01-09
Like each First-to-Fight module, this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer, never to be repeated again, ever, until the next auction, so be sure and enter those bids while there is still time. Now that you mention it, a white on black version might have some appeal, but I will leave it to the third...um...fifth party publishers to pick up the ball and run with it.
I am wondering if the letters "ASL" are on each roll segment? If so, could you show more pictures with the lettering on the segments? Is this something that would be a good prize or award at various ASL Tournaments? Are you thinking about making some single roll donations of these obviously rare ASL rolls??? ;-)	Oct-29-09
I have left the individual segments blank as an homage to Wild Bill's "sparse" style of scenario card design. You do, however, have a keen observation about the suitability of this lovely ASL collectible for use as a tournament prize and I encourage bidders to consider that when they enter their bids.
Can you use this product with the first edition rules?	Oct-29-09
The scenario was tested with 2nd Edition rules; as for the other part of the product, I can let you know tomorrow after I pick up a fresh batch of my mom's double-bran banana muffins.
Are the rolls geomorphic. In other words can you place them side by side in both orientations and they will still be fully functional? Thank you for your time. I am sure there was more thought placed on the rolls than on the scenario pack being referenced.	Oct-29-09
In the true spirit of First to Fight, I have to say, I am not a true "guru" when it comes to toilet paper. I can only give you my "sense" of what the toilet paper can do. I "feel" like you could stack them side by side, but just as FTF was not crafted by a rules "expert", I regret I am not an AW "expert" so can not guarantee with certainty that your toilet paper will fully interlock. As they say, and I paraphrase here, I'm just trying to put out products that people will have a little fun with.
Okay Michael, I'll take the bait on your wonderful offer and ask you how much S+H would be to the UK. And are you seriously going to send it to me if I win the auction? lol. A great joke BTW.... Jan.	Oct-29-09
The toilet paper is 100% functional, if you really want to tear these beautifully crafted squares off the roll. And, incidentally, it's an honest-to-goodness Vietnam ASL scenario. If you have no hardship with the WBW "rules", you can play this scenario, too. It's set in the Hiep Duc Valley in August 1969 and depicts a company of the Americal Division. I will definitely send these wonderful collectibles anywhere in the world. Will come in a small packet from Canada. Send your postal code to me and I can calculate the cost of shipping before the end of the auction.
Why on earth would you link such a time tested and beloved product like toilet paper to untested, unprofessional, and totally worthless products produced by Bill Wilder? You should be embarrashed.	Oct-29-09
Worth is in the eyes of the beholder. Growing up I heard repeatedly at family gatherings the story of my uncle who, in dire need of toilet paper while on a camping trip out in the woods, asked my dad for assistance and was told "I don't have any, just use a dollar." He came back after doing his business with a handful of excrement. "What's the problem - didn't you use a dollar?" my dad asked. My uncle was livid. "Ever try and wipe yourself with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"
Can you reassure me that the toilet rolls have replayability value?	Oct-29-09
I have honestly not considered the replayability of the rolls but can guarantee the two of them are perfectly balanced.
Don't you worry to send the item to Old Europe. Regards	Oct-28-09
I understand Old Europe has some very interesting plumbing devices that have alleviated the need for quaint things like lavatory paper. I regret that we here in the former colonies have yet to catch up to our former masters in simple matters of toilet etiquette. We have, however, made some interesting advances in dental hygiene. Perhaps someday a useful trade can be proffered between our two great peoples.
Is this ASL Toilet Paper playtested? (I don't ask about the WBW scenario... I know the answer... not at all). Thanks in advance ;-)	Oct-27-09
I have done rigorous testing on similar rolls, but not the exact rolls being put up for auction. I have, however, "squeezed the Charmin" so to speak and can attest that it is as soft and luxurious as a month-old kitten, or rather, what I believe a month-old kitten to be. This response does not constitute actual legal advice. The scenario is not actually a WBW scenario but a brand new custom-made scenario, just for this product and in actuality it was in fact playtested. This is explained in the attached Designer's Notes. I apologize that I have in fact exceeded the standard expected of a WBW product. S.T.F.U. will attempt to do worse in future.
How dare you disgrace toilet paper by offering it with a Wild Bill Wilder product!	Oct-27-09
I humbly apologize the brave men and women of the lavatory paper industry who contribute to the happiest part of my day, every day.